Joe Carre’s Snacks in Bowls

Never start a party without 15 unmatching bowls full of salty and sweet snacks. Be sure to hover constantly to refill in between cigarette breaks. Best enjoyed by Hoban women “laughin’ and laughin’!”

Ingredients

• Herr’s & Utz chips
• Pretzel rods
• Soft pretzels
• Doritos
• Almond M&Ms
• Twizzlers
• Cheez-its
• Cereal bowls
• Crystal candy dishes
• Children’s plastic bowls
• Baskets lined with napkins

Instructions

• Fill bowls.
• Refill bowls (careful not to interrupt the chatter of cackling Hobans).
• Cigarette.
• Refill bowls.
• Cigarette.
• Hope no one notices it’s past 9pm and dinner hasn’t been served.
• Ziploc soft pretzels and send home with party guests (honorable mention to Alli Parsons).
• End the night bellowing “The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance” with Yuengling in hand.