Mom’s ‘Slaved Away All Day’ Dessert

Ingredients

• $5-$20 bill
• Reliable vehicle

Instructions

• Stop by a generic grocery story on your way to a party (ie ACME, Superfresh, Giant).
• Pick out one delicious looking bakery dessert. Should be in a plastic container, with a plastic lid. Best if it has a giant price tag label on it. Bring to party and place on dessert table.
• When everyone gathers for desserts, wait for someone to say “Wow Wink, that looks yummy.” Reply with “Thanks, I slaved away all day!”