Tequila Deck Margarita

Variations based on whether Uncle Chris is present or not.

Recipe with Uncle Chris present

Ingredients

• Warm, bottom-shelf tequila
• Salt
• 1 shot glass for entire party to share
• A lime slice, roughly cut by a Swiss Army Knife

Instructions

• Take the goddamn shot or get off the tequila deck.
• Watch out for bees!

Recipe without Uncle Chris present

Ingredients

• 2 oz chilled Tequila, preferably Espolon
• 1 oz freshly squeezed Lime juice
• 1 oz Cointreau

Instructions

• Layer all ingredients into a shaker tin. Shake vigorously.
• Serve over ice, garnished with a lime and a salted rim, if you fancy.