Uncle Jack Vernon’s Bloody Marys

These Bloody Marys are typically found at a “make-your-own” bar during Thanksgiving. Why are they being served at dinner? Because our parents were not part of the millennial “brunch” generation and completely disregarded the fact that this is a morning beverage.

Ingredients

• V8 tomato juice
• Celery Salt
• Worcestershire Sauce
• Tabasco
• Celery
• Pepper
• Vodka

Instructions

• You actually think I am going to tell you how to mix your Bloody Mary? Come on. I’m not a monster.